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Like when ppl are trying to get fucked up why choose a beer when you could have I dunno whipped cream flavored vodka????????
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The signs as wine moms, vodka aunts or beer dads
- Aries: beer dad
- Taurus: wine mom
- Gemini: vodka aunt
- Cancer: beer dad
- Leo: wine mom/vodka aunt
- Virgo: vodka aunt
- Libra: beer dad/wine mom
- Scorpio: wine mom
- Sagittarius: vodka aunt
- Capricorn: beer dad
- Aquarius: vodka aunt
- Pisces: wine mom
Try to tell this to a German ;p We don’t like girly drinks.
What the fuck is a girly drink how do drinks have a gender a dude ain’t got fucked up taste buds to know beer is nasty and whipped cream tastes fuckin good..
Not to fucking mention those “girly drinks” tend to be like five fucking alcohols mixed together to make one drink like what the fuck bro I get more alcohol content by eating the fucking fruit off my tiny plastic sword then I would out of most of your “manly” ass beers
yeah i never got this.
sure, dude, lemme just be “girly” over here with my tray of double-shots of vodka while you sip a can of wheat tea with the alcohol content of my left toe.
liquor before beer youre in the clear
beer before liquor youll be okay dont be a little bitch
Like when ppl are trying to get fucked up why choose a beer when you could have I dunno whipped cream flavored vodka????????
Try to tell this to a German ;p We don’t like girly drinks.
What the fuck is a girly drink how do drinks have a gender a dude ain’t got fucked up taste buds to know beer is nasty and whipped cream tastes fuckin good..
Not to fucking mention those “girly drinks” tend to be like five fucking alcohols mixed together to make one drink like what the fuck bro I get more alcohol content by eating the fucking fruit off my tiny plastic sword then I would out of most of your “manly” ass beers
yeah i never got this.
sure, dude, lemme just be “girly” over here with my tray of double-shots of vodka while you sip a can of wheat tea with the alcohol content of my left toe.
“i don’t drink girly drinks” = “i shun alcoholic beverages that actually taste good and would prefer to suffer in the name of masculinity”
a can of wheat tea
Anyone who says you can’t give flowers to boys clearly hasn’t tried it. Seriously, give a boy some roses, they get adorably flustered and go all red. It’s the most precious thing.
Give more boys flowers.
🌹🌼🌻🌸🌷🌺💐
crush stereotypes now
we love flowers. give us flowers.
I once gave my professor a bouquet of flowers and he legit couldn’t stop grinning and when I asked why he looked so surprised, he was like “I’m a guy. I never get flowers. I love flowers but I never get flowers.”
tl;dr: give dudes flowers, they will be so happy
Friend of mine was working on a building project - she bought all of the construction workers bouquets of roses and the main boss man was literally in tears. Awesome.
Signs as different types of aesthetics
- Aries: Concert Aesthetic- Enormous crowds, hands waving rhythmically, intense performances, dancing, concert lights, people making out, ripped fishnet stockings, strewn beer cups, screaming fans reaching out, singer squatting down and pointing mic toward crowd
- Taurus: Health Aesthetic- Bowls of sliced fruit, women doing yoga, meditation in nature, braided hair, fruit smoothies, Nike sneakers, sports bras, jogging up a trail, nuts and oats, polished wooden floors, sliding glass doors leading to a balcony, yoga pants
- Gemini: Hipster Aesthetic- Plaid shirts, coffee mugs, Christmas lights strung up in a bedroom, stacks of books, long comfy sweaters, big "nerdy" glasses, socks, cats sleeping in blankets, coffee shops, wooden floors, brick walls, messy buns
- Cancer: Pastel Aesthetic- Cute pixelated gifs, sassy text, pastel hair, white pleated skirts, frilly bows, pastel dresses, decorative phone cases, fuzzy unicorn plushies, lace dresses, pastel boots, succulents against a plain pastel background
- Leo: Romance Aesthetic- Couples kissing in the rain, partner leading other by the hand, cuddling intimately, skin-on-skin, caressing, playful wrestling, rustling sheets, lip biting, legs getting entangled with each other, deep gazes
- Virgo: Vintage Aesthetic- Corsets, gramophones, old-fashioned cameras, lace dresses, garter belts, Victorian-style curls, aging photographs, old architecture, lace and pearls, intricate carpets, crystal chandeliers, soft pale skin, sepia tone
- Libra: Fashion Aesthetic- Models walking down the street, high heels, expensive makeup, OOTD, red lipstick, gold rings/jewelry, eye makeup, designer store bags, full-length mirror selfies, walk-in closets, nail art
- Scorpio: Black+White Aesthetic- Architecture and nature, horror, gore, animals, abandoned buildings, movie gifs, making out, hickies/bruises, blood, fictional creatures, screenshots with quotes, rainy weather
- Sagittarius: Nature Aesthetic- Sprawling landscapes, close up of wildlife, sunsets, forest paths, abandoned train tracks, broken fences, decaying buildings with foliage slowly engulfing them, insects
- Capricorn: City Aesthetic- Looming skyscrapers, skyline of the city, lit windows dotting the night, taillights, blurred traffic lights, blurred crowds, long exposure, street art, street performances, grungy subway stations, zooming cars
- Aquarius: Grunge Aesthetic- Graffiti in abandoned buildings, teens hanging out at night, Doc Martens, dyed hair, smoking, parties, scraped knees, neon signs, bathtubs with holographic water, daisies in blue hair, black lipstick
- Pisces: Disney Aesthetic- Edited Disney characters, soft or B+W filters, flower crowns, quotes from a Disney movie+screenshot, Disney princesses modernized, tattooed characters, hair color changed, romanticism, Disney color scheme challenge
Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange.
channing tatum is like that guy in college who’s 1000% bro and loves his frat and is a world champion beer pong player and owns 324353 snap-backs and you’re just like UGH GROSS until you find him roaming the feminist lit section of the local indie book shop and he sees you eyeing him and smiles and is like “have you ever read any doris lessing?” just as his phone buzzes with a text from his grandma asking if he’ll be coming over for bingo this weekend and you also realize his text tone is “bad blood” and suddenly everything is you knew is a lie
boys unbuckling their belts is the hottest thing in the world tbh
i read this as “seat belts” and i was like “no stay safe”